Andy Kaufman (Jim
Carrey):
Here I come to save the daaaay!
Andy Kaufman (as Tony Clifton)
(Jim Carrey):
I need this place
like I need shotgun blast to the
face!
President James Dale/Art Land (Jack Nicholson):
I want the people to know that they still have two out
of three branches of the government
working for them, and that ain't
bad.
Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne): After this there is no turning back.
Jack Byrnes (Robert
De Niro):
Good
afternoon ladies and gentlemen,
this is Captain Jack Byrnes speaking.
We should be arriving at the Focker
family residence at approximately
0900 hours.
Jack Byrnes (Robert
De Niro):
If your family circle joins my family circle, they'll form a chain. I can't have a chink in my chain.
Agent K (Kay) (Tommy Lee Jones):
I am just a figment of your imagination. *memory erasing
sound*
Jack Walsh (Robert
De Niro):
If
you don't co-operate you're gonna
suffer from fistophobia.
Jonathan "The Duke" Mardukas
(Charles Grodin): Jack, you're a grown
man. You have control over your own
words.
Jack Walsh (Robert De Niro): You're goddamn right
I do, so here come two words for
you: shut the f*ck up.
Luther (Ving
Rhames):
There was not any physical
evidence that I had anything to
do with that, with that, that exceptional
piece of work.
Randall Boggs (Steve
Buscemi):
Shhh! Do you
hear that? It's the winds of change.
Concorde (Eric Idle): *sound of an arrow hit* Message for you, sir.
Timms (John
Malkovich):
Some people die before their time so that others can live.
It's a cornerstone of civilization.