Last Boy Scout, The (1993)

Joseph Cornelius 'Joe' Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis):
It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.

Leave it to Beaver (1997)

Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver (Erik von Detten) :
What a dumb thing to do. I bet you wouldn't have done anything like this if mum and dad were here.

Leon (AKA The Professional) (1994)

Norman Standsfield (Gary Oldman):
Death is... whimsical today.

Norman Standsfield (Gary Oldman):
I like these calm little moments before the storm, it reminds me of Beethoven.

Norman Standsfield (Gary Oldman):
I take no pleasure.. in taking life.. if it's from a person, who doesn't care about it.

Norman Standsfield (Gary Oldman):
I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse-bullshit! You want co-operation, come up my office. Room 4602.

Norman Standsfield (Gary Oldman):
Can you hear it? It's like.. when you put your head to the grass, you can hear the crawling. You can hear the insects.. Dah!

Norman Standsfield (Gary Oldman):
We said noon... I've got one minute past.

Norman Standsfield (Gary Oldman):
Bring me everyone.What do you mean everyone?' EVERYONE!!!

Life of Brian (1979)

Brian's mother (Michael Palin):
"He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy."

Living in Oblivion (1995)

Charlie Croker (Michael Caine):
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Logan's Run (1976)

Computer (Lara Lindsay): Identify.

Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)

Mitch Henessey (Sam L. Jackson):
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Don't give me attitude, sir.

Mitch Henessey (Sam L. Jackson):
See, you're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass outta you, and umption.

Mitch Henessey (Sam L. Jackson):
I'm always frank and ernest with women. In New York I'm Frank, in Chicago I'm Ernest. Hehehe.