Day the Earth Stood Still, The (1951)

Klaatu (Michael Rennie): We do have a system - and it works.

Klaatu (Michael Rennie): Klaatu, barada, nikto.

Desperado (1996)

Buscemi (Steve Buscemi):
Mm, this is damn good. Say, this is the best beer I've ever had.

Buscemi (Steve Buscemi): Suddenly they got very interested in who you were. So I laid the story down nice and thick.
El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas): How thick?
Buscemi (Steve Buscemi): Well, pretty thick. Told them you were the biggest Mexican I've ever seen.

Buscemi (Steve Buscemi):
They killed the woman you love. Ok. Then they shot through your hand. Two points. Hey, wake up! There is no pay-back for that - walk away.

Buscemi (Steve Buscemi):
Now this stranger, he pulls out of the barstool like you wouldn't believe, he grabs his case and then he dives right in the room and he just dives right in. Now, I don't know what he does on that floor, but he's up in two shakes, his suitcase is wide open and he's pulled god-knows what outta it, but it's the biggest handcannon I've ever-f*cking-seen!

Buscemi (Steve Buscemi):
Oh, and some of those unsavory characters I was telling you about, they got pissed too, started pulling guns and knives and what have you started some shit?

Buscemi (Steve Buscemi): Tarasco Bar is a good place to start. Just try and keep it from turning into a f*cking bloodbath, all right, not like last time.
El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas): That one wasn't my fault.
Buscemi (Steve Buscemi): No, of course not.
El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas): No, they started it.
Buscemi (Steve Buscemi): Whatever.

Devil's Advocate, The (1997)

John Milton (Al Pacino):
Vanity is definately my favourite sin.

John Milton (Al Pacino):
Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?

Die Hard (1987)

John McClane (Bruce Willis):
No f*ckin' shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!

John McClane (Bruce Willis):
Sorry Hans, I didn't get that message.

John McClane (Bruce Willis):
Think, goddamnit, think!

Die Hard 2 (1990)

John McClane (Bruce Willis):
Hey Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?

John McClane (Bruce Willis):
It's OK, I've done this before.

Dirty Harry (1971)

Insp. 'Dirty' Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood):
You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Insp. 'Dirty' Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood):
Well, opinions are like assholes - everybody has one.

Donnie Brasco (1997)

Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero (Al Pacino): "Fuh-get about it."

Do the Right Thing (1989)

Spike Lee: That's it?
Ossie Davis: That's it.
Spike Lee: I got it, I'm gone.

Dr. No (1962)

James Bond (Sean Connery): Bond, James Bond.

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Lloyd (Jim Carrey):
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? *annoying sound*

Lloyd (Jim Carrey):
I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy.

Lloyd (Jim Carrey): That's a lovely accent you have, New Jersey?
Woman: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria? Hehe, well then.. G'day mate! hehehe.. let's put another shrimp on the barby!

Lloyd (Jim Carrey):
Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me.

Lloyd (Jim Carrey):
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart... and I didn't even see it coming.

Lloyd (Jim Carrey):
Ma-haha-an, you are one pathetic loser.