Cartoons & Animations
Animaniacs
Mindy Sadlier (Nancy Cartwright): Thank ya, lady. I love ya, buh-bye!
Bear in the Big House
Bear (Noel McNeal): Look! We've got mail.
Beavis & Butt-head
Butt-head (Mike Judge): Time to get back to the real world.
Dexter's Laboratory
Dexter (Christine Cavanaugh):
It never fails to surprise me how completely without intelligence you are.
Daria
Jake Morgendorffer (Julián Rebolledo):
Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap!
Futurama
Sally Albright (Meg Ryan): Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh...
Older customer (Estelle Reiner): I'll
have what she's having.
King of the Hill
Roger 'Booda' Sack (Chris Rock):
Your momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Dale (Johnny Hardwick):
Computers don't make errors, what they do they do on purpose.
Hank Hill (Mike Judge):
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.
Looney Toons
Bugs Bunny (Mel Blanc):
What's this? A letter? For me?
Yosemite Sam (Mel Blanc) :
No, no, no. You're doing it all wrong.
Marvin the Martian (Mel Blanc):
Oh drat, these computers they're so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them.
Porky Pig (Mel Blanc):
T-t-t-t-that's all folks!
Elmer Fudd (Mel Blanc):
Thewe's something scwewy awound here.
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky (Rob Paulsen):
If I'm not back in an hour, I've probably made another huge mistake, hahaha!
Ren & Stimpy Show, The
Announcer: All systems go!
Ren Höek (Billy West): Time to crawl into my nice big soft beeed.
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (Billy West): Oh joy! Look at all this fan-mail!
Stimpy: Daah! Hello.
Stimpy: Happy happy joy joy! This is Stimpson J. Cat.
Ren: And this is Ren Hoek of the Ren & Stimpy Show!
Stimpy: Please leave your name and your message at the tone.
Ren: Listen to the tone, you eediot.
Simpsons, The
Bart (Nancy Cartwright): Hi man.
Cletus (Hank Azaria): Are you some kind of moron?
Homer (Dan Castellaneta): Ooh, it didn't work!
Homer: D'oh!
Homer: D'oOoOoh! *with an echo*
Homer: Hello!
Homer: No time for that now, the computer's starting.
Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Homer: Three simple words: I am gay.
Homer: To start press any key. Where's the Any key?
Flanders (Harry Shearer): Ha-hi-di-ho-rooney neighbour! What can I do you for?
Flanders: Idely-Hey!
Flanders: Doodely-doo!
Flanders: You are the worst human being I have ever met.
James Earl Jones: This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Krusty (Dan Castellaneta): He-Hey!
C. Montgomery Burns (Harry Shearer): Helloo!
Nick Riviera (Hank Azaria): Hi everybody!
Phone-lady: The fingers you have used are too fat. Please mash the keypad with your palm, now!
South Park
Army General: F*cking Windows 98!
Cartman (Trey Parker): Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked ass.
Cartman: I'm gonna be totally famous.
Cartman: You son of a bitch! Your mom sucks!
Chef (Isaac Hayes): Hello there children.
Mr. Garrison (Trey Parker): Bzz! Wrong! Try again, dumbass!
Mr. Mackey (Trey Parker): A-apparently we have a bit of a communication problem here.
